Friday, April 13, 2007

Screw you Eminem


People are always saying that you have to take your shot when it comes. Go for it. Grab the brass ring. Grab the bull by the horns. Hold your nuts - that last one is mine.


People are stupid that way. We all get chances, multiple chances- like orgasms, every day. Big and small, also like orgasms. "Grabbing the brass ring" originates from riding on a carousel. And if I'm not mistaken, those things have a tendency to go 'round and 'round, again and again. Sure, there may only be one brass ring for everyone to try to grab, but that's why you have to learn to bribe the carnie and punch the other people on the carousel in the back of the head.


Opportunities don't come once in a lifetime, they come around like four or five times a day. Sometimes while you're sleeping. That's why men wake up with erections most mornings. The opportunity fairy visits us and plays brass ring toss on our junk. The point is, as if I ever have one, is real men wake up with some morning glory; knowing they don't need a second chance; because one will naturally come along anyway - they need only look down for proof.

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